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THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
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THE
CONDITIONED RESPONSE AFFAIR
Written By AJ Burfield
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Act
I: "Illya,
Can You Fill Me In On This?" Napoleon
Solo, Chief Enforcement Officer of U.N.C.L.E. New York, couldn't get to sleep.
That wasn't unusual of late; he hadn't slept very well since the disappearance
of his partner and friend Illya Kuryakin almost ten months before. The last
message from the missing agent made it clear his assignment had turned out to be
a disaster; although his voice was professional and matter of fact, the
background noises of shouting and gunfire made clear the circumstances he was in
when captured. Since then, it was
like the agent had disappeared from the face of the earth. No amount of follow
up could find his location, and it nearly drove Solo crazy with anger: Anger at
the obvious betrayal of someone on Kuryakin's team, anger with the Russians,
anger with the U.S. government's lack of interest. He
knew sleep wouldn't come, and got up even though the sun hadn't showed itself
yet. As he went through his morning routine, he went through what he knew one
more time in his mind: The assignment had been an unusual one from the start. A collection of
agents from the CIA, NAS and Army Intelligence were trying to obtain information
on improvements on Russian satellite hardware. In hindsight Solo should have
followed up his hunch that such a collection of agents might find it difficult
to trust Kuryakin. They had requested him due to his knowledge of his homeland
and language skills, but he was Russian after all, and 'the enemy' in many
minds. The
investigation afterwards was labeled 'eyes only' on a 'need to know' basis. And
since it dealt with national security even U.N.C.L.E. couldn't get it's hands on
it. Waverly protested loud and long; the Government's response was that Kuryakin
was essentially under Government control all along, and U.N.C.L.E. really had no
right to any non-agency information. Illya Kuryakin had been loaned to them for
non-agency duty. He was lost doing that duty. End of story. With a sigh to quell the anger once again, Solo tugged the knot in his
tie as he remembered that message. He took a mental breath, and recalled again
the events leading up to this day: Both Solo and Waverly had pressed the limits on their connections to find
out what had happened to Illya. They eventually found out that the other agents
had found their way back to the States, each getting home in their own way, but
no details of what had happened to Kuryakin. They had been working on the edge
of the Ukrainian border, and the operation had been infiltrated somehow,
resulting in a clash with Russian authorities presumed to be KGB. That was all
the two men could turn up, but the incident had been haunting them ever since.
Illya's last communication had been directly to U.N.C.L.E. That alone was
evidence enough to the two men that the Russian was betrayed. Kuryakin would
have followed his assigned chain of command unless unusual circumstances made
him break that chain, which he had. He obviously didn't trust the command he was
attached to and had circumvented them. He'd also used the U.N.C.L.E. code for
security breech in his last report before the communication had fallen silent. Solo grabbed his holster and gun, strapped them on and grabbed his jacket
and headed for the door as he regrouped his train of thought: It had been several months before Waverly grudgingly admitted that the
agent was lost, listing him as Missing in Action. That opened Solo up for new
assignments with a variety of partners. He completed each assignment with his
normal above average competence, but with a lot less zeal. It was a very long
time before any semblance of his previous humor showed itself, and when it did,
the halls of U.N.C.L.E. New York breathed a little easier. Looking back, he had
been rather unapproachable during that time. The female contingency had feared
the loss of two desirable men instead of mourning just the one, and eventually
the rumor mill had started bandying around names of whom the new Number Two
would be. It seemed the signs of healing were everywhere but in Solo's heart. He
missed his friend and partner and couldn't yet consider taking on another
permanent partner. Just when he had begun a mental list of just whom he could stand to work
with for any length of time, a contact of Solo's in Army Intelligence let him
know that there was some sort of trade in the works with the Russian government.
Apparently, Russia was willing to turn over some people in exchange for some of
their captured scientists. The contact didn't have the details, but had seen a
list of exchange possibilities the U.S. had put together for their negotiation
team to work with and saw that Kuryakin had been on that list. Solo
took a deep breath and wiped the dampness from his hands as he embarked on his
drive to the assigned assembly location here at the border of East and West
Germany as he thought. He knew he'd be the first there; he was. He shut off the
engine and began what he hoped would be the last of his waiting and wondering.
Now, nearly ten months after his friend's disappearance, there was a chance he
would be returned, but it hadn't been without a fight: Solo
and Waverly, hopes renewed, had begun another campaign with the government and
demanded that U.N.C.L.E. be involved in the whole procedure. Grudgingly, the
government agreed when the probability of betrayal was pointed out to them.
U.N.C.L.E. could be a neutral third party, so to speak, but required that
Kuryakin be added to the list in exchange for their help. They also agreed to
allow Waverly's agency to debrief Kuryakin; Solo got the impression that they
were willing to turn Illya over to them just to get Waverly off their back. Solo smiled at that thought. The Old Man was a tenacious old bulldog. He
sighed again, and settled in to wait for the rest of the team. And now it had come down to this moment. Two minor Russian scientists
were being traded for three Americans - two American engineers and Illya. All
Solo could do was watch until the trade was complete. The government negotiators
were in charge of the trade, and three teams assembled for each of the three
freed prisoners. Illya's team was
made up of U.N.C.L.E. employees; the other two teams were government. Each prisoner was allowed one moderator at the exchange site, which was a
bridge between West Berlin and Soviet sympathetic East Berlin. And finally the time had come. The rest of the teams arrived, one by one,
and by the late afternoon, they had been briefed in the procedure one more time,
gone over maps and equipment, and finally were posted at their assigned spots. The instructions had been very clear; if more than three moderators were
seen within a certain distance of the bridge, the deal was off. Napoleon had to
stand down at Waverly's orders to let the negotiation team overlook the
exchange. So here he sat with the rest of the U.N.C.L.E. team in a darkened car,
well set back from the bridge where the exchange was to take place. He focused
his binoculars on the West German end of the bridge and saw the two captives
that were to be exchanged for the engineers and agent. The captives fidgeted
with their sleeves, and stamped their feet to keep warm. The three moderators
stood silently near by. The
East German end of the bridge was blocked by foliage from Napoleon's point of
view and it was tough fighting the urge to find a nearby tree for a better view.
It had been so long; he didn't dare ruin the chance of getting Illya back now.
Still, to be second string in all this was galling. The
sun finally dropped behind the mountains leaving the lingering shadows of dusk
over the scene. The group on the American side started to walk with a nod from
the negotiators. Solo focused the lenses on the opposite side and soon had sight
of three bodies moving in a line towards the American side. They walked like
they were in legs chains; short, choppy steps in a row, heads down. The last one
visibly limped but fell behind only slightly from the front two. The
odd parade met in the middle and crossed without hesitation or indication of
recognition. That was the deal. Even with the quality lenses, Napoleon couldn't
figure out which one was Illya. They were wrapped in long, dark coats, and they
were all blond and similar in size and the trees interfered with his line of
sight. He impatiently waited until the men headed to the East German side
disappeared from view in the obscuring foliage, then dropped the binoculars and
started the car. In a matter of seconds the all clear was given; the exchange
was complete. Napoleon
felt a weight lift from his shoulders but knew it was far from over. He wouldn't
be convinced until he saw his partner in front of him in the flesh. Again, he
tried to steel himself for what he would see. God knows where his friend had
been sequestered all this time. There
was a car for each body, and an additional sedan filled with medical personnel.
They drove to the scene simultaneously, sliding to a dusty halt at the same
time. Napoleon threw the sedan in park and leaped out with the others, still not
able to pick out his partner in the twilight shadows. The three souls stood
huddled together, each with his assigned negotiator. Two of the recovered men
were escorted away to the other two waiting cars, so Napoleon made his way
quickly to the remaining pair. He could hear the footsteps of the team and
medics behind him, but was determined to get there first. They respected his
wishes. Napoleon
could see the negotiator speaking, holding an arm of his charge, but not getting
any response. The figure in the dark coat simply stood shakily, with his head
dropped. Solo was close enough now to recognize the profile of his Illya
Kuryakin, and he bit his lip as he moved faster. It was hard to believe the
gaunt cheeks and short cropped hair belonged to the man he remembered as his
partner and friend. "Illya,"
Napoleon breathed as he reached them. "Good God, man, are you all
right?" He reached out to the shoulder of his friend. There was no initial
response. Solo felt his friend quiver under his hand, then noted the boniness of
the shoulder. "Illya?" He asked again in a softer tone. The medical team swarmed around the man as he collapsed from under Solo's
hand, landing on his knees in the dirt. Alarmed, Solo froze, but was then moved
back a step by the negotiator. "Mr.
Solo, let the medics work on him. He seems to be the worst off of the group.
Just wait a few minutes until he's stabilized." Solo
nodded mutely. He hadn't expected this kind of reaction, and his blood started
to boil. How could Illya's own countrymen treat him like this? All
the time the medics worked on Kuryakin, his head stayed bowed, and his hands
hovered together, shaking, in front of his body, held there by non-existent
wrist irons. "Solo!
We have a problem!" One of the medics barked. Napoleon leaped forward
between two medics, who parted for him. "Is that what I think it is?"
The medic said softly, pointing to Illya's chest. The
thin, black coat hung open slightly, only secured by a single, low button. Just
visible on Illya's chest was a taped package that looked like a bomb. "Yes,"
Napoleon said between gritted teeth, furious, but holding it in. "Illya,
can you fill me in on this?" The
Russian did not answer or raise his eyes. The only motion was the ragging rising
and falling of his chest, and the tremor to his arms. Napoleon noted the
roughness of his breathing, and the flush to his cheeks. "He's
sick. I don't think he hears me," Napoleon noted as he parted the coat with
his hands. It was a simple device; clenching his teeth, Napoleon realized the
purpose of it. This was a simple slap to the American's face, as well as a bit
of insurance to give the Russians time to get away deeper into East Germany. It
was a simple distraction, and that was all. No value was placed on the courier.
He was simply another traitor to the Motherland. "Bastards,"
the negotiator hissed. "Can you defuse it?" "Yes,"
said Napoleon with a finality he didn't really feel. It looked simple enough,
but was it a trick? He looked the device over carefully in the fading light,
then, making his decision, clipped two wires. Nothing happened. "OK, now
let's get this off of him." When
they stripped off the coat, Napoleon was shocked at the frail appearance of his
friend. His arms were thin and bruised; scars and scabs circled his wrists from
the restraints that had obviously been there, and he could see pink, raw looking
marks on his skull. There was little mobility to Illya's shoulders. The device
had been taped right over the shredded remains of a shirt, and there was no
reaction when the tape was peeled away from exposed skin. It was difficult to
distinguish between bruises and dirt on his torso, and Solo heard one of the
negotiators hiss in anger. "It's
a good thing we got him now," one of the medics muttered as he began to
work. "He wouldn't last much longer where he was." Solo
removed the device and dismantled it with hands shaking in anger, and put the
parts in the trunk. He returned to the group just as they finished their cursory
inspection. "Let's
get him in the car," the medic ordered. In his depleted state Illya was
easily lifted and carried to the car. A medic climbed in first, with Illya
second, flanked by another medic. Solo jumped in the passenger seat in the
front, and the negotiator drove. "It's not far to the base," the medic commented. "He can
make it that far, at least." All
during the drive, Solo kept his mouth clamped shut, not trusting his voice in
his anger. He faced the back seat the whole way, watching the medics hover over
the Russian. Illya hadn't moved or even looked up. His hands still rested
together in front of him, still held by invisible bonds. Solo had always been
able to read the mood and emotion of his partner in his eyes, and it disturbed
him that he hadn't gotten a clear look at them yet; Illya wouldn't raise his
head or acknowledge any of them. He had yet to say a word. Napoleon
brushed aside the thoughts of where his friend had been kept all this time.
They had absolutely no intelligence in this area, no information at all.
Only Illya Kuryakin knew what had happened to him. They were waved through the gates at the Army base and went directly to
the base hospital where a gurney and doctor were waiting for them in the
emergency room parking bay. Illya was out of the car, on the gurney and swept
away inside before Napoleon even got out of the car. He was left standing in the
bay with the negotiator that had driven the car. "Mr.
Solo? Will you dispose of the explosives? I need to continue the debrief." Solo
nodded. "I'll be back, though." He added, accepting the keys. "I
expected as much. Ask for me and I'll update you." Solo
nodded, "Thank you, Mr. Thompson," and turned to go, knowing Illya was
beyond any help he could give for now. Before leaving, he pulled out the pen
communicator from his pocket. "Open channel D," he requested. "Mr.
Solo?" Mr. Waverly's voice replied. "Is the mission completed?" "Yes,
sir. Only one minor surprise, and I'm taking care of it now. Seems Illya was
delivered with an explosive gift, but we handled it." "Very
good. The negotiation team will report to me later with all the details. Do you
see a need for additional security?" "No, sir, I can handle it for now. Solo out." Act II: "Start Fighting, My Friend." It
was a couple of hours before the explosives were secured safely and Solo made it
back to the hospital. A cloud of dread seemed to be building in his mind as the
hours went by and he finally walked into the hospital. A
cursory check of the emergency room did not yield any results, but he wasn't
surprised. He inquired of the nurse about the location of his friend, and was
directed to another wing of the building that required him to show his ID to
pass security there. He spotted Thompson almost immediately, talking on the
phone in the hall. Thompson waved Solo over, and with a nod of his head
indicated a door. Solo entered and found himself in a small conference room with
a one-way glass that looked in on a room with a single bed. He swallowed hard
the lump he felt rising in his throat at the sight of Kuryakin on the bed. The
bed had been cranked up to a semi sitting position. Illya's head was turned to
one side, his eyes were closed, and his chest bare. There was a petite nurse
rubbing him down with a washcloth that came away dark with dirt with each wipe.
Solo could see every rib and his friend's collar bones were prominent. He
realized that some of the dark spots were bruises, not dirt, by the greenish
yellow color of them. The scarred wrists still rested side by side in his lap.
His arms trailed various I.V.s, and there was an oxygen mask on his face. His
hair was unevenly cut into a sloppy butch style, which, perhaps, was the most
shocking to the agent; he'd never seen Illya's hair that short. Along with the
gaunt cheeks it made the Russian look at least twice his real age. "Is
he sleeping?" Napoleon choked, keeping his voice low. Thompson had just
entered the room. "Honestly,
I don't know. He hasn't said a word or acknowledged our presence in any
way." Solo
nodded. "What are his physical injuries?" "Well,"
Thompson said with a sigh. "I don't know where to start. Obviously, there's
dehydration and malnourishment, and a collection of bruises. It looks like he
wore arm and leg shackles most of the time. He walks and holds his hands like
they are still there. There are some healed rib, arm and leg breaks, which is
why he was limping." Solo
nodded silently, remembering the limping form bringing up the rear of the line. "The
leg break healed poorly, and they want to re break it and set it again
eventually. He's not up to that right now, obviously." Solo
didn't reply. Thompson
continued, wary of Solo's quiet. "Um, he has a couple of broken fingers, a
concussion, pneumonia and lots of cuts on his feet. His hands look like he has
been used for hard labor. He has healed scars on his skull and back …do I need
to continue, or do you get the picture?" It
took a moment for Solo to find his voice. "I get it. How long before we can
take him home?" "The
doc said as soon as he's nutritionally and physically stabilized. The outer
wounds are older, and easily treated for now. He wants to make sure the rigors
of moving him won't invoke a heart attack first. About a week, he guessed, until
the blood work would be normal again and the pneumonia is under control." "A
week." Napoleon repeated hollowly. "What about his mental state? Is he
not talking because of physical or mental reasons?" Thompson
shrugged. "I don't know. The doc can't see any physical reason for the
silent treatment, except maybe for general fatigue and fever. The two engineers
are responding well and talking. They hadn't seen Mr. Kuryakin at all until
today, and don't know where he'd been kept. Only he can tell us what
happened." The
nurse finished cleaning Illya and maneuvered him into a hospital gown. He still
hadn't acknowledged the nurse. Solo couldn't tell if he was asleep or not. "I'm
going in," Solo stated, opening the door next to the mirror and stepping in
before he got any objection. He
stepped up to the bed on the side that made him able to see his friend's face.
He saw a sliver of blue between the blond lashes and didn't think he was asleep,
but didn't think that he was truly awake, either. "Illya!"
He called gently, patting his unshaven cheek. "Hey! It's me, Napoleon! It's
time to wake up, tovarish!" The
use of the Russian word for friend made Illya blink ever so slowly, but that was
all the response he got. Illya's blue eyes were now open, but still fixed on his
own hands, resting side by side in his lap. "Illya?"
Napoleon asked again, trying to catch his eyes. "Come on, wake up, all
right? I need to talk to you." Illya's
eyes drifted shut. "I
think he's asleep now," a voice said. Solo glanced up to see a young doctor
studying the heart monitor. "The readings look like it anyway." He
scribbled something on a chart, then returned Solo's look. "I think he'll
be out for awhile. Are you the security he's supposed to have?" "Yes,"
Solo said, returning his eyes to his friend. "I'll
get you a chair in here, then, and get you set up. When's your relief coming
in?" "I'm
it," Solo replied. "There won't be ay relief." "Oh,"
the doctor replied. "Well, I don't know when he'll wake up, so you'd best
make yourself comfortable now." Solo
was careful not to make any loud noises that might wake his friend but noticed
Illya twitch with each sudden sound. He seemed to be asleep, but occasionally
Solo would see his friend's eyelids slightly parted. If he was sleeping, it was
a non-restful kind. It was as if he was expecting to be yanked into wakefulness
at any moment. Still, he did not utter a sound, and that's what disturbed Solo
the most. The
night was long. At one point, Napoleon finished a cup of coffee and settled into
his chair in the wee hours of the morning, planning to catch some sleep when he
noticed blue eyes looking at him. Or at least he thought they were looking at
him; they were open widely, at least, in his direction. "Illya?"
he said cautiously, easing out of the chair slowly. The eyes followed him for a
brief few seconds, and then became glassy and unfocused again as the lids closed
slowly. Napoleon sighed and dropped back into his chair again, resigning himself
to find some sleep. Then
next days brought more of the same. The Russian either appeared to be sleeping
or sat with half open eyes cast downward. He still appeared to be sensitive to
sudden noise, no matter how slight, by twitching at the sounds. His hands
remained in his lap, and would drift back there even when placed along his
sides. It's
like he has muscle memory, Napoleon thought. The muscles have been in one
position for so long they are almost fixed there. He finally contributed the
twitches as expectation of pain. They really did a number on you, my friend. He
pushed aside the wave of anger once again. There was no point to it, really. Finally
on the fifth day, there was a change. The I.V. tubes had been removed one by
one, the remaining one supplying him nutrition and antibiotics. They removed the
needle with the intention on switching arms, and were preparing to install the
needle in the back of his hand since he kept his arms bent in his lap. They
rubbed his hand with alcohol, within the range of his downcast eyes, and applied
a tourniquet to raise a vein. Just
as the nurse touched the needle to the vein, the hand swept the nurse back not
from strength, but from surprise. "Hey!"
the nurse yelped, grabbing at the arm. Solo
jumped from the corner where he had been half paying attention, also taken by
surprise by the action. It didn't take much to subdue his friend. There was no
strength in his movements, and he ceased to resist as soon as he was touched,
but Napoleon thought he heard the word "nyet" whispered from the
direction of the constantly downcast eyes. "That's
it, Illya," Solo said quietly. "Start fighting, my friend." The
blond agent blinked, and his breathing became deeper, and his eyes clamped shut.
Napoleon put his hands on his partner's bony shoulders and whispered words of
encouragement to him. An alarm went off as his heart rate shot up, and at the
same time Illya's jaw clamped shut so tightly Solo could hear his teeth
grinding. His chin pointed to the ceiling as his entire body tensed and spasmed
as if it were being electrocuted. Solo
backed off, shaken and appalled when more medical staff flew in. The doctor
administered something, and his friend's body finally relaxed and fell deeper
into the mattress as the drug took effect. The I.V. was set quickly and without
further incident. "What
was that all about?" Napoleon asked shakily. "I
don't know," the doc said as he wrote an entry on the records. "Some
kind of seizure. I think the Psychology Department may have to help us out on
this one." ************** The
agent was ready to be air lifted to New York two days later, and had not
repeated the outburst. Solo
could tell that Kuryakin knew a change was coming. As they readied him for the
trip the Russian's body became more tense and his eyes stayed closed. The base
psychologist noticed it, too, and pulled Solo aside when they transported the
agent to the base airfield and the waiting U.N.C.L.E. jet. "Mr.
Solo, I know you've noticed the slight change in Mr. Kuryakin's demeanor. We
still don't know what was done to him, or the exact reason for his fugue state,
but I believe that he is more aware of his surroundings than we originally
thought. I'm calling New York now with my evaluation, and I want you to be
prepared for anything on this flight. If Mr. Kuryakin is not aware of who you
are, and has been waiting for and opportunity to escape, the one nurse riding
with you may not be able to handle him. I don't want to tranquilize him for lots
of reasons, but I can for lots of other reasons. Therefore, I have standing
orders for the nurse to put him out if she feels he's getting out of control. I
want your promise that you won't interfere with the nurse's decision; 30,000
feet in the air is not a place for confrontation." Solo
peered at the doctor. The only other person that disliked shrinks more than he
did was currently being loaded onto the jet behind him, but Solo had to admit he
saw the point. If Illya was further injured on the jet, it would be awhile until
he could be treated. Finally, he nodded shortly. "Fine." After
Illya was loaded up and the nurse was checking him over, Solo stood back and
studied his friend closely. The Russian was still tense, and his eyes still
closed, but had his hands finally drifted apart? Solo frowned. Yes, the hands
were definitely more along his sides. He couldn't help but wonder about that. Napoleon
found himself watching Illya's hands as they took off. They were drifting
apart and staying apart! By the time they'd reached altitude, both hands were
flat on the surface of the mattress. As Solo radioed New York of their
departure, he found himself wary of his friend's entire demeanor, knowing in his
gut that something was going to happen. He
absently started to give his report to New York as he watched the nurse raise
the back of the gurney to a sitting position and loosen the straps across the
Russian's body. The
motion was so fast it was a blur to Solo. The next thing he knew Kuryakin's
fingers were around the nurse's neck, and he was rolling to the side in an
attempt to get up. "Illya,
no!" Solo yelled, dropping his communicator as he leaped to the bed. The
frightened nurse issued a hideous squeak as her windpipe was squeezed. Solo fell
on his hand, surprised that he couldn't peel off his friend's fingers.
"ILLYA! STOP IT!" Solo yelled, throwing a quick glance toward his
partner. The eyes he saw in return chilled him; they were steely, intent, and
filled with more anger than he had ever seen. He fully intended to kill the
nurse. The
nurse was frantically pawing at her neck with one hand and her pocket with the
other. Solo used his weight to keep Illya down on the bed, and groped in the
nurse's pocket, finding a syringe. He pulled it out, flipped off the cover from
the needle and jabbed it into the Russian's IV tube. The only response he got
initially was a growl low in Illya's throat, and a change in his eyes from anger
to sorrow within a heartbeat. Solo felt his fingers tremble, and then loosen as
the drug took affect. The
nurse sucked in a wheezing breath and stumbled backwards as Illya released her
and sank deeper into the mattress. His eyes were again half closed, downcast and
foggy, his fingers twitching, and his hands, again, side by side in his lap. Napoleon
pushed aside waves of guilt as he tightened the straps on the gurney and helped
the nurse to her feet. Her neck was already bruising from the grip. "Thank
you," she croaked, regaining her professional demeanor as she rubbed her
neck and checked Illya's vital signs. "Wasn't … expecting …" "You're welcome," Solo said, feeling slightly like a traitor.
"He surprised us both." He retrieved the communicator from the floor,
and finished his report, then collapsed on the small couch and slept for the
rest of the flight. ******** It
had been a week since the chief enforcement agent had brought his second home.
Illya had been firmly ensconced in the medical wing of U.N.C.L.E. headquarters,
New York, under complete diagnostic and psychological scrutiny. Other than the
tranquilizer injected by Solo, no drug of any kind was found in his system.
Other than the anesthesia administered when surgery was performed on his lame
leg, he had been given nothing. Still, he kept the same head down, arms-in-lap
posture he had when he was picked up. By
the thirteenth day home, Waverly was ready to send Solo out on another mission,
and the agent was unable to come up with a compelling reason to refuse. He'd
been with his friend twenty days, and there was no sign of recognition. When
Kuryakin was physically mended, save for a thick cast on his leg, he was
transferred to the psychological wing much to Solo's dismay. His partner was
settled in a comfortable room with a wire reinforced view window and a splash of
color to look less sterile. Weeks passed, and the cast came off, followed by
intense physical therapy to bring his muscles back from atrophy. Solo
made it a habit to spend as much time as possible with his friend, both for
loyalty and friendship's sake, but also to quell the gut feeling he had deep
inside; that this wasn't over. There
was something to the downcast eyes; something about the posture that suggested
to him that Illya was waiting. For what, he didn't know, but he couldn't quash
the feeling and he wanted to be around when whatever his friend was waiting for
happened. Over
two months after Illya's return, Solo dropped by the room to chat about the
day's activities. He had a date set up with Gina, a glorious red head he met at
a dinner club, and was surprised when he realized this was his first real date
since before the exchange, and was looking forward to it. He
entered Illya's room and found the Russian in his normal position, sitting in
the chair next to bed, eyes and hands on his lap. His hair had grown quite a
bit, but wasn't the shaggy mop he remembered. Solo closed the window to the late
afternoon breeze and commented about his impending date and Gina's attributes.
When he turned around again he was shocked to see Illya's eyes on him. The
one-sided conversation sputtered to a stop. Solo squinted in suspicion when he
realized that his friend's eyes weren't focused on him, exactly, but on some far
away place. The blue eyes were clear and fixed, and it was the first time in a
long time Solo had seen them so open. He felt the hairs rise on the back of his
neck. "Illya?"
He said softly, not moving. "Do you hear me?" There
was no response, but Solo's gut instinct was in full roar. He was just about to
step forward and shake his silent friend by the shoulders when the blue eyes
dropped once again, and the lids half closed. Solo
was silent for a bit, studying his friend carefully. He checked the security of
the room and made a note on the chart for orderlies and nurses to tend to him in
pairs. As docile as the Russian seemed now, Napoleon couldn't put aside his
instinct. He finally bid his friend farewell and left the room, promising
himself to check back later. He
didn't see Illya's hands slip to his sides, palms down and flat next to him on
the seat of his chair. ******* Napoleon
would have been enjoying himself a lot more if he didn't have the feeling that
something was going to happen. Gina was fun and lively, a great dinner partner
and dancer, and probably wonderful in other areas that Solo was building up to,
but was almost a relieved when his communicator went off during their aperitif;
deep down, he'd expected it. Excusing
himself to a quiet corner, he opened the pen and spoke into it.
"Solo here." "Mr.
Solo, we have a problem." Doesn't Waverly ever go home? Crossed his
mind quickly, and then settled in to receive the information he already knew
inside. "It seems that Mr. Kuryakin isn't as incapacitated as assumed. He
has managed to slip through our security and leave the premises." "Are
you sure he's actually off the grounds?" Solo inquired, making his way to
his date's side. "He
seems to have left a trail of destruction that leads to the front door. There
are no physical witnesses conscious at the moment to attest to his actual
departure, we do have tapes of his, shall I say, escape." I
knew it! Solo thought, I knew something was up. "On my
way, sir," he closed. He quickly made his apologies to Gina, and arranged a
taxi to take her home while he drove to the office. The
medical section was physically connected but totally separate from the rest of
the headquarters. That was necessary in case some sort of contagen was brought
back, unknowing, by an agent. Illya
had managed to make it to the main entrance to medical before encountering his
first obstacle, a night orderly. He was still unconscious in medical receiving,
along with a bruised nurse and two security guards who probably had broken arms.
Solo took in the reports of carnage stoically, trying to piece things together.
He requested the work schedule for the night, and wasn't surprised at what he
saw. "You
were understaffed tonight," he commented to he head nurse as he flipped
through the pages. "Yes,"
she said. "I was at bare minimum when I let several of the staff have the
night off to celebrate a birthday." She blushed, not only at Solo's dreamy
eyes, but at the fact that her understaffing was noticed. "We were fine
until two nurses called in sick. But it has been so quiet lately, I couldn't
justify the over time." "I
see." Solo closed the schedule and smiled at the nurse. "Thank
you." He
made his way back to his office and quickly pulled the files on the engineers
that had been returned with Illya. He was going through them when his intercom
buzzed. "Yes?" he said absently. "I
just thought you'd like to know that Mr. Connelly has reported in and Illya's
apartment appears intact. Should he stay?" The female voice asked. "Yes.
Have him stay." "And by the way, Mr. Waverly is waiting for an update." "Thank you." Solo
closed the files and took them with him to Waverly's office. The Old Man waved
for him to sit as he poked at the barrel of yet another pipe. "Mr.
Solo, sit. And may I say that I'm surprised you are still here." "Surprised,
sir?" "Yes.
You appear to be handling this better than I expected." "Ah,
yes sir." He shifted under the man's comment. "I, um, was really
rather expecting this." Waverly's
eyebrow rose to near his hairline. "Really?" He mulled it over for a
bit, then replied, "Our medical staff wasn't. What did you notice that they
didn't?" Solo
went on to explain what his instinct had been telling him all along; that Illya
was waiting for something. "I think he was waiting for the right time to
leave, sir. Since he's been physically healed, this is the first night that the
ward was understaffed. I've had the feeling all along that Illya has been well
aware of what's going on around him. He picked up the information he needed from
the staff gossip; that everyone would be at a party, and it would be a skeleton
staff at the most. I checked the schedules; this is the first time in months
that the staff was that low. It rarely gets that way. He knew it was a good time
to get away." "And
what is he getting away for?" Waverly asked, his curiosity piqued.
"Are you saying he's programmed? By who? The Russians,
Thrush? Who? Solo shook his head. "I don’t know for sure yet, sir. I was hoping
these files would help. I'm sure I can figure out where he's going. I'll need to
speak with the negotiation team that arranged his trade." "Done,"
Waverly mumbled over the pipe. "Research will have the information for you
in the morning. Meanwhile, what do you think Kuryakin's next move will be?
" "Well,
he needs some clothes, that's for sure, and possibly supplies. I'll start by
monitoring the police scanner for burglary reports. I can do that while I read
these files again." Waverly
nodded and dismissed the chief agent with a nod. Solo settled himself down in
the conference room adjacent to his boss's office and tuned in the scanner from
electronics panel. The chatter of the New York area police and surrounding
agencies whispered in the background as he perused the files. The
engineers that had been returned with Illya were experts in rocketry and
aerodynamics, and had been loosely connected with government contracts relating
to design. There really wasn't much there; they had both been spirited into
Russia from China while they were attending a worldwide conference on space
travel, and had been held as spies for almost a year. Their knowledge was
general. Solo
had been at it for several hours and it was close to dawn when his ears perked
up from a police call. "…in progress. Unit to cover 42-Lincoln?" "25
Charlie 1, to cover. 10-9 location." "25
Charlie 1 to cover 42-Lincoln on a 459 in progress, 1561 Eden Grove, the Surplus
Supply store. 25 Charlie copy?" Solo
slammed the files shut and sprinted from the room. Surplus Supply was an army
surplus store, and had just what a mole needed! ****** Solo
parked a block away, and counted no less than four squad cars on his way to the
surplus store. He knew the warehouse was surrounded, but also knew this was a
minor detail to the crafty Russian. Solo had to get to him before the officers
got hurt and scared him off. He
encountered an officer on the perimeter and identified himself. The cop gave him
a puzzled look. "Sure, I know your agency. Since when are you interested in
local burglaries?" Solo
said it sounded like a suspect he was after, and asked if there was a
description. "Blond
male. That's all we have other than the fact that he bypassed the alarm and has
managed to eluded six officers for almost an hour. We only know he's in there
because a witness saw him enter." Solo
nodded grimly, loading sleeping darts in his gun as he listened to the progress
of the capture on the radio. Illya was running them in circles. Solo requested
permission to enter, and the officer warned the others of plain-clothes backup.
Solo cringed, and hoped his partner didn't hear that. At least they didn't
describe him specifically. Napoleon
slipped into the dark warehouse, all senses on alert. He knew from the radio
chatter approximately where the officers were, and where he would be if he were
in Illya's shoes. He had joined the inside perimeter of police and motioned his
intent to circle around. He crept along the stacked boxes, very aware of the
open rafters well above his head. Feeling around a particularly dirty stack of
boxes, Solo stumbled over something and looked down to see policeman. "Damn!"
Solo thought, feeling for a pulse. "Good, he's alive." If Illya
had killed a cop there was no guarantee this could be ended quietly. Solo also
noticed that the officer's gun was gone. "Great!" he thought.
"And Illya's a better shot than I am! Well, at least I have surprise on
my side…I think." With
his gun in the ready position, Solo continued into the depths of the warehouse,
towards a far corner. Solo knew this trick; lure them in, thinking their quarry
was cornered, and attack from the rear. But in this case, Solo was betting the
quarry was sneaking out! Napoleon immediately reversed his direction and headed
to the opposite corner. He saw a quick flash of motion up ahead and dropped
lower, keeping quiet. Low
crawling around a forklift he saw a dark form fade into the shadows, and made a
dash towards it, dropping to a roll when he saw the form stop and turn. There
was a muzzle flash and gunshot, and Solo aimed his darts toward the flash as he
rolled. Two more shots rang out and thumped the cement next to his head. He felt
cement chips ping on his face, and snapped off two more shots of his own.
Bumping to a stop against a shipping crate, he heard a short Russian swear word
and didn’t hesitate to bolt towards the noise. He had to reach his partner
before the police! There
was the clattering sound of a dropped weapon moments before Solo landed bodily
on his friend. They rolled over several times, each trying to get a grip on the
other, when Solo felt Illya's grip fade. "It's
about time those darts worked!" he thought as he pinned the
weakening agent to the floor. Illya was issuing what Solo was sure were
unfriendly comments in Russian as the drug took hold. He heard shouts and
running footsteps in his direction as he gathered the drugged man in a fireman's
carry over his shoulder. Breathing heavily, he flashed his identification to the
lead uniform and left the scene. |
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