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LANCERS' RANCH
(Sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island!! You know it, I KNOW you do!!!
Now sing!!)
Saddle
on up and hear a tale
A tale of a great, big ranch
up in the
Joaquin
Valley
where men wear leather pants!
The
father was a swarthy man
The sons both cutie pies
Some other folks were also there
But the boys caught our eyes! (the
boys caught our eyes!)
One
day some pirates tried to steal
The acres from Murdoch!
If not for the plannin' of our handsome boys,
Lancer would be lost! (Lancer would be lost!)
The ranch now is divided 'tween the Lancer family.
One is Murdoch and there's Scotty, too.
And Johnny and that girl.
The handyman,
Some ranch hands and some stupid cows,
Here in Lancerland!
Now you'll just have to wait patiently until the damn
story is done or you'll get more of the same! You've been warned! ; ) |
